We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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