I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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