It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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