I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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