dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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