you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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