You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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