i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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