I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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