would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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