mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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