theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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