I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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