if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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