Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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