Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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