K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i out mim tonsoeep
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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