idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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