try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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