If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
vagina is talking i cant
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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