even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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