Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
