I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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