One girl and one boy is just not enough.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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