We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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