and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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