I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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