i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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