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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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