So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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