Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I supernannyed him into submission
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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