Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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