i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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