I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have already put on my inside pants.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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