I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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