We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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