The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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