my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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