Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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