That's intense
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I think people are normalizing furries
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
