The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Floor bacon is actually really good
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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