i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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