I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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