White coat. Heels.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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