1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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