Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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