So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
