Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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