What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish I only lived at night.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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