she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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