Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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