he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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