This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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