hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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